CROATS 052 - Interspecies Erotica

This weeks' confused ramblings include:

  • A party atmosphere as we celebrate one year on the air;
  • An epic ramble that takes in King George IV, goats, baked beans and the dangers of insulting judges on Facebook; and
  • The mystery of Puzzle 4677 begins...

This weeks' episode was sponsored by The CROATS Podcast. Wait? What?!?

CROATS 051 - The Badger Manoeuvre

This weeks' confused ramblings include:

  • Tim shares his thoughts on ex-Pope Pope John Paul The Sequel's penchant for ladies' eyes;
  • Tim discusses his strategy for conducting peer reviews; and
  • A bizarrely edited Tim segment in which we discuss murderous and cheating members of our profession.

This weeks' episode was sponsored by Uncle Mike's Out Like A Light Night Lights.

CROATS 050 - Pollocked

This weeks' confused ramblings include:

  • Some pre-intro ramblings about security guard etiquette;
  • Tim explains the connection between Stephen Fry and Jack The Ripper; and
  • Tim shares a disturbing tale about videotaping his children being sexy and knowing it.

This weeks' episode was sponsored by Socks and/or Sandals.

CROATS 049 - Tim's Birthday

Happy Valentine's Day! This weeks' confused ramblings include:

  • A surprise birthday party for Tim...surprising mainly because his birthday was weeks' ago;
  • We struggle to establish David's age using basic maths; and
  • Our final foray into the musical back catalogue of Jason Derulo

This weeks' episode was sponsored by The Lovemaker.

CROATS 048 - Satan's Pants

This weeks' confused ramblings include:

  • A revelation about Tim's local MP;
  • A uniquely CROATS tribute to Terry Wogan; and
  • A disturbing conversation about the magic of puberty

This weeks' episode was sponsored by The Zombie Cookbook.

CROATS 047 - Tex Hardman

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This weeks' confused ramblings include:

  • Discover how we segue from talking about winning the lottery to Googling the cost of cocaine;
  • David asks Tim if he finna get crunk; and
  • David is replaced for most of the show by a tough-talking New Yorker.

This weeks' episode was sponsored by The Sandman

CROATS 046 - Sean Pennitentiary

Happy New Year!

This weeks' confused ramblings include:

  • A reflection on the ghost of Croatsmas past;
  • Tim and David discuss their New Years Resolutions; and
  • We breathe a sigh of relief as Tim 'El Chapo' Guzman is locked up once more.

This weeks' episode was sponsored by Sunshine!

CROATS 045 - Merry Croatsmas

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This week Tim edited the show into tiny pieces and David didn't have the energy to fix it up on Christmas Day so sit back and try to enjoy a very different type of confused ramblings!

CROATS 044 - Meat And No Veg

This weeks' confused ramblings include :

  • Tim shares his fool-proof test for identifying paedophiles
  • There's a new twist on an old favourite game; and
  • Tim shares a disturbing tale about one of his vegetables.

This weeks' episode of the CROATS podcast was definitely not sponsored by Star Wars The Force Awakens.

CROATS 043 - Belly Fluff

This weeks confused ramblings include :

  • Euphemisms! Tim shares his troubles in laying a patio
  • Enunciations! Tim speaks clearly when relaying the tale of Clock Boy
  • Entertainment! The celebs are out in Croydon as filming of a new movie gets underway.

This weeks' episode of the CROATS podcast was sponsored by Can Knockers.

CROATS 042 - Pangers Clangers

This weeks' confused ramblings include :

  • Tim channels Donald Trump in coming up with a plan for dealing with ISIS;
  • Some listener feedback over our references to faux-intellectualism backfires spectacularly; and
  • Tim tries to guess what the top answer on Family Fortunes would be on the subject of 'Squeezable Body Parts On A Lady'. 

This weeks' episode of the CROATS podcast was sponsored by ISIS Ices.

CROATS 041 - The Mummybox Effect

This weeks confused ramblings include :

  • David treads lightly as he queries whether Tim's mum shares any parallels with his murderous namesakes' mother this week;
  • David introduces Tim to the Moneybox Effect and;
  • Tim ends the show with a heart-warming tale about slavery.

CROATS 040 - On The Hoof

This weeks confused ramblings include :

  • We do our best impressions of men pretending to be women who are pretending to be a man;
  • Another Tim's Correction Corner exposes Tim for the philosophical fraud he is; and
  • David gets unnecessarily annoyed about people who get unnecessarily annoyed. 

This episode of the CROATS podcast has never touched a lady's bazooms.