Who Or What Is CROATS?

Why is the CROATS mascot a goat? No one really knows.  But there's no denying he looks confused.

Why is the CROATS mascot a goat? No one really knows.  But there's no denying he looks confused.

Welcome weary traveller to the home of the CROATS podcast - or to give it it's full name - The Confused Ramblings Of A Tortured Soul!

CROATS is a weekly podcast in which two idiots talk nonsense for an hour...has that been done before? Hang on a sec....let me check...

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Ah, well, so that was a disheartening experience...but let me ask you this...can any of those other podcasts explain the difference between a pirate accent and an agricultural accent? Will they ponder the scientific veracity of whether or not it is possible for all the Chinese men in the world to destroy the Earth by jumping off a chair at the same time?  Will they demand their hosts remove an item of clothing every week in a seemingly never-ending game of Strip Dictionary Word Of The Week?

No, I didn't think so! Only the CROATS podcast can promise to deliver such absolute stupidity.

 

Who Is Responsible For This Assault On My Eardrums?

The CROATS podcast is hosted by David Breslin and Tim [Surname Redacted].  For more info check out the "Meet The CROATS" page.

 

I'm Still Confused.  Is This Podcast About Croatia Or Not Then?

The Croatian flag.  To add to the confusion over whether this podcast is about Croatia or not.

The Croatian flag.  To add to the confusion over whether this podcast is about Croatia or not.

In a word - No.  But if you came here wanting to learn about Croatia then....well...how do I put this kindly....have you ever heard of Wikipedia?  But, please, you're here now so why not stay a while.  Whilst not even coming close to being a podcast about Croatia we recognise that the name of our show might draw in a confused English-speaking Croatian audience (yeah - we figure its a bit unlikely too).  So we regularly pander to our imaginary Croatian audience with a feature on the show called "CROATS Go Croatian" in which David tries to teach Tim about Croatian culture and language in the most condescending and insulting (and therefore hopefully entertaining) way possible.  Why not check out the "CROATS Go Croatian" area of the website for everything we've learnt on our journey so far?